A wonderful, comfortable forest-green colored t-shirt that may (or my not) be able to cure cancer and solve all of life's problems. Right now just available in the US, but starting February 2018, I will be in Europe so it will be available there too. If you're outside the country, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll deliver it to you next time I see you.
ALSO!!! If you email me directly and ask me for an order, it will only cost $20. This is because I will deliver it to you personally instead of shipping it across the country (hence no shipping costs).